“He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.”

Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“- Barney Rubble: It's like a dream come true. A son. Somebody to carry on the proudname of Rubble. Think I'll be a good daddy, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, you're bound to find something you're good at.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throneroom becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.”
Max von Sydow - King Osric

“- Newt Dobbs: Gus, are you sure the Captain is my father?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Yep, he is.
- Newt Dobbs: He ain't never mentioned it.
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well, Woodrow ain't much of a mentioner.”
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“You need to have respect for me, I was almost your father, but the line was too fucking long!”
2Pac - Bishop