“- Sally Owens: We have to go to the police. It was self defense.
- Gilly Owens: What, the old slowly-poisoning-him-to-death self defense?”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens
Nicole Kidman - Gillian Owens

“They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams

“- Buck Heller: Here is your gun.
- Adam Beckett: What? I've never used a gun before in my life. I mean, they scare me.
- Buck Heller: Come on, Beckett, don't be such a pussy. You don't know who's out there.”
Dan Aykroyd - Buck Heller
Zach Galligan - Adam Beckett

“Take these. Without them, you are a walking light-bulb... waiting to be screwed.”

Marilyn Sokol - Stella

“- Stella: Suppose that guy attacked you instead of pulling that weird stunt in the theater, huh? What would you have done?
- Gloria Mundy: I would have hit him with my umbrella.
- Stella: Talk about ancient! Really, honey, you've got to drag yourself into the Seventies! You've got to get some merchandise!”
Marilyn Sokol - Stella
Goldie Hawn - Gloria Mundy