“- Bobby Darin: I want to send 18 yellow roses every day to Mary.
- Charlie Cassotto Maffia: You wanna send roses to the mother?
- Bobby Darin: Charlie, you always make sure the mama dog likes you before you go near her puppy.”

Kevin Spacey - Bobby Darin
Bob Hoskins - Charlie Cassotto Maffia

“- Tom Valco: I think your mom's starting to like your grandfather hitting on her.
- Drew Latham: There's a sentence you don't often hear on Christmas Eve.”
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco
Ben Affleck - Drew Latham

“- Billy Halleck: I can't help it, Heidi. All I ever think about is... food!
- Heidi Halleck: Well, maybe I can try to help you think about something... else. Still thinking about food?”

Robert John Burke - Billy Halleck
Lucinda Jenney - Heidi Halleck

“- Terry Brogan: Can I buy you a drink or something?
- Jessie Wyler: Nope.
- Terry Brogan: How about a taco?”
Jeff Bridges - Terry Brogan
Rachel Ward - Jessie Wyler

“- Korean Mother: Ling Ling. You forgot lunch, baby bie. Chicken back with five vegetable, bulgogi and kim chee.
- Keecia: Thanks... mom.
- Korean Mother: Ok. You all learn real good now!”

Jodi Long - Korean Mother
Maritza Murray - Keecia