“I said, massage clockwise. Migranes are bad enough without your incompetence.”

John Larroquette - Lawrence Van Dough

“- Dr. Suzanne Carter: Oh my God, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
- Paul Blake: No, actually. I just got hit in the head by a racquetball.”

Harley Jane Kozak - Dr. Suzanne Carter
Scott Bakula - Paul Blake

“- Nadja: No wonder he has headache!
- Lt. Schooner: Headache? he's got a bullet in him! Carlos, get an ambulance over here right away.”

Joan Plowright - Nadja
James Gammon - Lt. Schooner

Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die". I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.”
Woody Allen - Z