“- Danforth Keeton III: I just killed my wife. Is that bad?
- Leland Gaunt: Hey, these things happen.”
J. T. Walsh - Danforth Keeton III
Max von Sydow - Leland Gaunt

“- Kasarov: If I was you, I'd clean up this mess, because your wife's gonna come home and she's not gonna be very happy.
- Casey: Any suggestions?
- Kasarov: If I'm not mistaken... I think today is garbage day.”

Paulina Porizkova - Kasarov
Thomas Jane - Casey

“- Rita's Father: If she was a wife of mine I'd drown her.
- Rita: If I was a wife of yours I'd drown myself.”
Godfrey Quigley - Rita's Father
Julie Walters - Rita

“Don't kill me, man. I got a mothafuckin' girlfriend. I got a wife on the side.”
Clifton Powell - Pinky

“- Larry: Owen, what the hell did you do to my wife?
- Owen: I don't want to say over the phone. All I can tell ya is that I killed her last night.”

Billy Crystal - Larry
Danny DeVito - Owen