Have you seen these little freaks? What happened! With the black nail polish, black lipstick, black eyeliner, black hair, and Liquid Paper-white face. I'm sorry, didn't we used to call that "Halloween"?

Bill Engvall - Bill Engvall

“- Vera Cicero: I was born looking 18.
- Dixie Dwyer: I can save you.
- Vera Cicero: No, you can't.”
Diane Lane - Vera Cicero
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dixie Dwyer

“Wipe that shit off your face! You think that your makeup and black clothes give you power... but you're just a scared, cowardly, little girl underneath all that.”

Lanny Flaherty - Sheriff Cravens

“- Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
- Carietta 'Carrie' White: They're called breasts, Momma. All the girls have them. They're very fashionable these days.”
Patricia Clarkson - Margaret White
Angela Bettis - Carietta 'Carrie' White

Jesus! Where did she get the shoes? "Whores for less"?

Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan