“- Alex Reed: My friend was killed here last night.
- Neil Hamilton: No one asked him to break in here.
- Alex Reed: And who asked you to play god with these animals?”
Lisa Schrage - Alex Reed
Paul Coufos - Neil Hamilton

“We're wasting our time with animals, professor Delhurst. We give them massive doses of radiation so they'll lose their hair, then we try to make it grow back again, but it won't. Just end up dying from cancer.”
Robert Kennedy - Brett

“- Elliott Marston: [referring to his own weapon] An experimental weapon with experimental ammunition.
- Matthew Quigley: You could call it that.
- Elliott Marston: Let's experiment.”
Alan Rickman - Elliott Marston
Tom Selleck - Matthew Quigley

“I don't think I could ever shoot a gun, I don't care... I can't understand guys like Hart, who go out and shoot things, like Bambi and Thumper... and that cute little skunk?”

Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead

“Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
[Scott Evil nods]”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil