“- Denise Fleming: I heard that song was about his dog.
- Preston Meyers: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
- Denise Fleming: My cousin had a dog name Samantha.
- Preston Meyers: Shut up about the dog, ok?”
Lauren Ambrose - Denise Fleming
Ethan Embry - Preston Meyers

“My fellow Austrians, I shall not be seeing you again perhaps for a very long time. I would like to sing for you now... a love song. I know you share this love. I pray that you will never let it die.”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp

- Navin: Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress?
- Marie: Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were.
- Navin: What was it?
- Marie: "The way we were".
Steve Martin - Navin
Bernadette Peters - Marie

“- Peterboro Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya.
- Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the fucking song!”

Larry Block - Peterboro Referee
Steve Carlson - Steve Hanson

“You will sing the school song upon demand, or suffer dire consequences!”

Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark