“- Dixie Leonard: You got three daughters. Why don't you give them the benefit of your wisdom?
- Eddie Sparks: Because my wisdom is for a son.”
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard
James Caan - Eddie Sparks

“My second son weighed 300 pounds. Died in the arms of a whore in Paso Robles, California. My other son, lost all track of him. My two ex-wives won't speak to me, and my daughter, you know goddamn well won't speak to me, and Ty Cobb can't get it up anymore. Print it all!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ty Cobb

“Yes, we have girls. We're not so cold-blooded enough to put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge and spin 'em around to separate the X's from the Y's.”
Colleen Camp - Patti

“- Margot Frank: Do you remember how - how I was always taking care of you when you were little?
- Anne Frank: Well, it's my turn to take care of you now.”
Jessica Manley - Margot Frank
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Anne Frank

“Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.”
Kevin Clash - Splinter