“- Chief Wiggum: Uh sorry, sorry, no dumping in the lake!
- Fat Tony: Fine, I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor.
- Lou: Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.
- Chief Wiggum: I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.”

Hank Azaria - Chief Wiggum
Joe Mantegna - Fat Tony
Hank Azaria - Lou

“- H.G. Wells: Amy, wait, listen to me!
- Amy Robbins: I have listened, and a bigger crock of shit I've never heard!”
Malcom McDowell - H.G. Wells
Mary Steenburgen - Amy Robbins

“- Scott Thomas: What do you mean you're dumping me?
- Fiona: Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.
- Scott Thomas: What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
- Fiona: I know. That's what makes this so hard.”
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas
Kristin Kreuk - Fiona

“- Brian McDermott: Dump me but don't bullshit me.
- Nancy Trainer: I didn't know I'd actually win. I thought it was just a dry run.
- Brian McDermott: Or you would have dumped me a long tome ago, right? Because it wouldn't look so good for the mayor to be seen out robbin' the cradle.”
Tim Quill - Brian McDermott
Stockard Channing - Nancy Trainer

- Mrs. John Day - Peggy: Listen to the wheels, don't they seem to be saying something?
- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: No.
- Mrs. John Day - Peggy: Don't they seem to be saying "Go back, go back, go back, go back?".

Joan Fontaine - Mrs. John Day - Peggy
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary