“- Mellersh Wilkins: You accepted an invitation from a friend without consulting me?
- Lottie Wilkins: I'm consulting you now!
- Mellersh Wilkins: Well you can write her and just tell her you can't go, it's absolutely out of the question!
- Lottie Wilkins: I can't do that!
- Mellersh Wilkins: Why not?
- Lottie Wilkins: Because I don't want to!”
Alfred Molina - Mellersh Wilkins
Josie Lawrence - Lottie Wilkins

“- Carole: Hey, Goose, you big stud!
- Goose: That's me, honey.
- Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
- Goose: Show me the way home, honey.”
Meg Ryan - Carole
Anthony Edwards - Goose

“- Paula: I'm Paula.
- Tripp: I'm Tripp.
- Paula: You know, usually I don't sleep with someone on the first date.
- Tripp: I don't think this counts as a first date.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“If you're out with this girl and even thinking about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.”

Donal Logue - Dex

“- Sandy: Oh, my... that kind of evening?
- Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to; no money changed hands!”

Bette Midler - Sandy
Shelley Lee Long - Lauren