“If I kill my nephew, would it be murder or charity?”
Christopher Plummer - Grand Duke

“That's how easy it is to give to charity around here. Don't put your shit on the floor.”

Kerry Washington - Chenille

“I'm gonna start doing that pro bono work that you recommended that I do. But I'm gonna do it from our office. The first thing we're gonna do is help a man buy a house.”

Ben Affleck - Gavin Banek

“I brim with charity. I am charity's very soul. And because I am so charitable, I will maroon you on a rock the size of this table, instead of splattering your brains across my bulkhead... as you deserve.”
Geena Davis - Morgan

“Free food for the poor!”
John Cusack - Caspar