“- Bob Bigalow: Your mom could've had any man she wanted in that strip club. And this being my first time in Bangkok, I was looking for a good time myself.
- Deuce Bigalow: You met my mom where?”
Richard Riehle - Bob Bigalow
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“You know, Cliffie, the hottest nights are the ones where you don't know who you are coming home with. Here we are, we don't even know who we are going out with!”
Cynthia Gibb - Cece

“- Gia Carangi: I met somebody, someone I really like.
- Wilhemina Cooper: Good! Good for you. Take a deep breath darling. You are in for the ride of your life.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi
Faye Dunaway - Wilhelmina Cooper

“- Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Sunday.
- Danny: I don't like tea.
- Sandy: You don't have to drink tea.
- Danny: I don't like parents.”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Sandy
John Travolta - Danny

“- Ennis Del Mar: We can get together... once in a while, way the hell out in the middle of nowhere, but...
- Jack Twist: Once in a while? Every four fuckin' years?
- Ennis Del Mar: If you can't fix it, Jack, you gotta stand it.
- Jack Twist: For how long?
- Ennis Del Mar: For as long as we can ride it. There ain't no reins on this one.”
Heath Ledger - Ennis Del Mar
Jake Gyllenhaal - Jack Twist