“- Momma: Who the hell are you?
- Larry: I'm Owen's friend.
- Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!
- Larry: That's because he's shy.
- Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!”
Anne Ramsey - Momma
Billy Crystal - Larry

“Truth is, all my life I've really always been very shy around people. I guess I try to make up for that by making as many friends as I could.”
Nick Nolte - Seymour Flint

“- Mrs. Starret: A boy should be spending his summer outside with friends. Don't you have any friends?
- Ben Hanscom: Can I have the book now?”
Elizabeth Saunders - Mrs. Starret
Jeremy Ray Taylor - Ben Hanscom

“If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman.”
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog. That's bad even for you.”

Bill Murray - Garfield