“- Sketch: Eclectic.
- Margaret: What's that?
- Frankie: You plug your box in the wall and it gives you power, stupid.”
Ron Johnson - Sketch
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Margaret
Devin Kamin - Frankie

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Brooke McCarter - Paul
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

- Carol: Careful, Mike. he's got a gun.
- Roy: I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady butt.
- Cindy: He said the "B" word!
Shelley Lee Long - Carol Brady
Tim Matheson - Roy Martin
Olivia Hack - Cindy Brady

“- Buford T. Justice: As you can see, Bandit, I've got my piece in my hand.
- 'Bandit': You've got your what in your hand?”

Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“Words are the new weapons, satellites the new artillery.”

Jonathan Pryce - Elliot Carver