“- Philip Edwards: Sometimes the shepherd needs the comfort of the sheep.
- Elena Hood: I'm going to try hard not to understand the implications of that.”
Michael Cumpsty - Philip Edwards
Joan Allen - Elena Hood

- Corinne Maloney: What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister?
- Sonny Koufax: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called "doing the hibbidy-dibbidy".
Leslie Mann - Corinne Maloney
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“It's like riding a bicycle... upside down.”

Diane Keaton - Bridget Cardigan

“How about you come back to my place and I'll show you my man-size cannelloni?”
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson

“My life sucks. Now, come on give her the Waikikiki sneaky behind the cheeky.”
Rob Schneider - Ula