“I can count to potato.”
Johnny Knoxville - Steve Barker

“- Dewey Finn: 8:15 to 10, rock history. 10 to 11, rock appreciation in theory. And then band practice till the end of the day.
- Frankie: What about math?
- Dewey Finn: No, not important.”
Jack Black - Dewey Finn
Angelo Massagli - Frankie

“- Teacher: How many times does 25 go into 75?
- Patty: I'm awake! I'm awake! The answer is 12!
- Teacher: No, that is not correct.
- Patty: The answer is 6!
- Charlie Brown: 3!
- Teacher: 3 is correct.”
Roseline Rubens - Patty
Arrin Skelley - Charlie Brown

“- Paul Stephens: Who's Anne Frank?
- Jenny Anderman: Um, a girl in my English class.”
Christopher Collet - Paul Stephens
Cynthia Nixon - Jenny Anderman

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude".
Bernie Casey - Mr. Ryan