“We interrupt this program to give you an important news bulletin: A suspect in the Happy Times All-GirlsGlee Club slaying has fled the scene and managed to elude the police. He is armed and dangerous, and has been spotted in the West Side area, armed with a meat cleaver in one hand and his genitals in the other.”

“Agent Merriweather spent the last twenty-five years honing his ability to sense danger. To notice anything outside of the ordinary. So for some average street criminal to get the drop on him? Yeah, it raises some questions.”

Kiefer Sutherland - David Breckinridge

“- Det. Max Kirkpatrick: Who's ever after you are real pros.
- Kate McQuean: I guess I should be proud, it would be embarrassing to be killed by an amateur.”
William Baldwin - Det. Max Kirkpatrick
Cindy Crawford - Kate McQuean

“They may think it's twice as safe because there are two of them. But it isn't twice as safe. It's ten times twice as dangerous. They've committed a murder.”

Edward G. Robinson - Barton Keyes

“- Elle Woods: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
- Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Victor Garber - Professor Callahan