“- Tommy Gnosis: What do you think? Do you think love lasts forever?
- Hedwig: No, but this song does.”

Michael Pitt - Tommy Gnosis
John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

“Then I'll write a song and we'll put it in the show, and whenever you sing it, or hear it, or whistle or hum it then you'll know it'll mean that we love one another.”
Ewan McGregor - Christian

Same thing every spring. "Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet! Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet!" Love's sweet song. Pain in the pinfeathers, I call it!
Will Wright - Friend Owl

Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song? "I love you". That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now.
Ozzy Osbourne - Rev. Aaron Gilstrom

“There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.”
Ingrid Bergman - Alicia Huberman