“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered.”
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

“Don't get physical with me, Felix! I'm too old to hit, but I can spit you to death!”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Grocery Store Man: I feel sorry for your mother.
- O-Dog: What'd you say about my mama?”
Toshi Toda - Grocery Store Man
Larenz Tate - O-Dog

- Brodie: You used to be stand-up guy, what happened to him? The guy who punched Amanda Gross's mother after she called him "low class".
- TS Quint: That wasn't me. It was you.
- Brodie: Oh, yeah.
- TS Quint: And it wasn't her mother, it was her grandmother.
- Brodie: No wonder the bitch went down so fast.
Jason Lee - Brodie
Jeremy London - TS Quint