“- Laverne: Take it from us, Quasi. You've got nothing to worry about.
- Hugo: Yeah, you're irresistible!
- Victor: Knights-in-shining-armor certainly aren't her type.
- Hugo: And those guys are a dime a dozen, but you - you're one of a kind.”
Mary Wickes - Laverne
Jason Alexander - Hugo
Charles Kimbrough - Victor

“- Cyril: You have the ideal shape.
- Alma: I do?
- Cyril: He likes a little belly.”

Lesley Manville - Cyril
Vicky Krieps - Alma

“- Lilli Hargrave: I'm gonna keep this forever.
- Richard Lestrange: What's that?
- Lilli Hargrave: My prize. The white bead. I think... It looks nice in my hair. Do you?
- Richard Lestrange: I don't care what you do with it, or how you wear it. You can hang it from you nose for all I care.”
Milla Jovovich - Lilli Hargrave
Brian Krause - Richard Lestrange

“Ranger Manoso; he looks like Michelangelo dipped the statue of David in caramel and strapped some heat on him.”
Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum

“- Lucy: Can I take pictures of you?
- Syd: Right now? No... I feel like shit right now, I'm kinda wrecked.
- Lucy: You look really sexy, actually.”
Ally Sheedy - Lucy Berliner
Radha Mitchell - Syd