“I want to do community service; I want to teach the handicapped how to yodel.”
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“Aborigines don't own the land. They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.”
Paul Hogan - Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee

If I wanna introduce you, I'm gonna say “this is a friend of mine”. That means you're a connected guy. Now, if I said instead “this is a friend of ours” that would mean you a made guy.

Al Pacino - Lefty

“Calling that collection of piranhas a community is one of life's ironies.”

Gene Hackman - David Brice

“We had the best organization a black man's ever had. Niggers ruined it.”
Denzel Washington - Malcolm X