“I want to do community service; I want to teach the handicapped how to yodel.”
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Michael Moore: If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine or the people in that community, what would you say to them if they were here right now?
- Marilyn Manson: I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself
Marilyn Manson - Himself

“Calling that collection of piranhas a community is one of life's ironies.”

Gene Hackman - David Brice

“You know what the business community thinks of you? They think that a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years.”

Matt Damon - Bryan Woodman

“Everybody's sin is nobody's sin, and everybody's crime is no crime at all.”
Liam Neeson - Alfred Kinsey