I had a dream once. I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say: "That's Phil's boy". That's right... ah, but dreams are for rookies. A guy can only take so much disappointment.

Danny DeVito - Phil

“One of two things happens when you meet your heroes, either they're assholes, or they're just like you are. Either way you always lose.”
Jay Paulson - Vern

“I think he'd probably tell you: the America represented in this room... is not the America he died defending.”

Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“It's a stinking world because there's no law and order anymore! It's a stinking world because it lets the young get on to the old, like you done. Oh, it's no world for an old man any longer. What sort of a world is it at all? Men on the moon, and men spinning around the earth, and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order no more.”
Paul Farrell - Tramp