“Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smoking! Playing pool! You're coming right home with me this minute!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Valerie: Okay, I'm going to show you something that's going to totally change your life, completely, forever. Okay?
- Candy Pink: Well, in that case, let me get a cigarette.”
Geena Davis - Valerie
Julie Brown - Candy Pink

“Killing isn't like smoking. You can quit.”
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“- Nala: What's happened to you? You're not the Simba I remember.
- Simba: You're right, I'm not. Now are you satisfied?
- Nala: No, just disappointed.
- Simba: You know you're starting to sound like my father.
- Nala: Good. At least one of us does.”
Moira Kelly - Nala
Matthew Broderick - Simba

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello