“- James Whale: Am I right in assuming, Mr. Kay, that it's not me that you're interested in, but only my horrorpictures?
- Edmund Kay: No, but it's the horrormovies you'll be remembered for.
- James Whale: I'm not dead yet, Mr. Kay.”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale
Jack Plotnick - Edmund Kay

“- Ernest: This is great! This is just like that John Wayne movie when he and Sundance were in Bulgaria.
- Abner: Bolivia. They were in Bolivia. Wait a minute... they were killed in Bolivia.
- Ernest: Well, maybe they should've stayed in Bulgaria.”
Jim Varney - Ernest
Ron James - Abner

“- Vicki Summers: I am glad that you die!
- Kurt: What?
- Duncan: Nothing! What she meant to say was that we all die eventually. Technically, we start dying the moment we're born.”
Nina Dobrev - Vickie Summers
Adam Devine - Kurt
Thomas Middleditch - Duncan

“Everybody dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel, 'cause, let's face it, baby, these days you gotta have a sequel.”
Matthew Lillard - Stuart

“Anyone including the main character can die. This means you, Syd. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fucking 'Reservoir Dogs' by the time this thing is through.”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks