“- Jimmy: You're the Eminem of the barber world now?
- Issac: Yeah. That's why they call me Slim Fadey.”
Sean Patrick Thomas - Jimmy
Troy Garity - Isaac

“- Wayne Campbell: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?
- Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beetles.
- Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beetles? Are they any good?
- Tiny: They suck.
- Wayne Campbell: Then it's not just a clever name.”
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
Meat Loaf - Tiny

“- Max Detweiler: The Von Trapp Family Singers. Here are your names: Liesl, Friedrich, Louisa, Brigitta, Kurt, Marta and Gretl.
- Gretl: Why am I always last?
- Max Detweiler: Because you are the most important.”
Richard Haydn - Max Detweiler
Kym Karath - Gretl

“- Norma White: Ron, dear, didn't Greenwich-Village-people-types go out with the '60s?
- Samantha: That's it! The name: Village People.
- Village People: Cowboy: Well, that's not a bad idea, uh, that's what we are.”
Barbara Rush - Norma White
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Randy Jones - Village People: Cowboy

“At night! I think of my piano in its ocean grave, and sometimes of myself floating above it. Down there everything is so still and silent that it lulls me to sleep. It is a weird lullaby and so it is; it is mine.”
Holly Hunter - Ada