“- Bad Guy: It's Porthos the Pirate!!
- D'Artagnan: Pirate?
- Porthos: I told you I was famous.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Oliver Platt - Porthos

“- Geoffrey Thorpe: Is a thief an Englishman who steals?
- Doña Maria: It's anybody who steals... whether it's piracy or robbing women.”
Errol Flynn - Geoffrey Thorpe
Brenda Marshall - Doña Maria

“- Captain Bully Hayes: Are you putting down in that book that I'm a pirate?
- Writer: Well, in a manner of speaking, I suppose one could say that I am, yes.
- Captain Bully Hayes: Good! Because I am! And a damn good one too.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Captain Bully Hayes

“The only two things a pirate'll run for is money and public office.”
Mel Blanc - Yosemite Sam

“- Capitaine Chevalle: There has not been a king since the first brethren court, and that is not likely to change!
- Elizabeth Swann: Why not?
- Gibbs: Because the pirate king is elected by popular vote...
- Captain Hector Barbossa: ...and each pirate only votes for himself.”
Marcel Iures - Capitaine Chevalle
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann
Kevin McNally - Gibbs
Geoffrey Rush - Captain Hector Barbossa