“- Kate Grant: He always did have a nice voice. It was the only nice thing about that bastard.
- Woody Grant: It's all right.
- Kate Grant: All right? Did you know... he was always trying to get into my bloomers?
- David Grant: Jesus mom. Was the whole town trying to seduce you?”

June Squibb - Kate Grant
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
Will Forte - David Grant

You're one of the "a cappella girls". I'm one of those "a cappella boys", and we're gonna have "aca-children". It's inevitable.
Skylar Astin - Jesse

George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“We are women. Different things go on in our heads. That's what makes us attractive.”
Jane Withers - Clavdia Kurin

“- Bruce: A complex series of seductions and murders? That's just not something you see a woman do.
- Alexandra: Really? What part do you think a woman is not up to? The seduction or the murder?”
Terry O'Quinn - Bruce
Debra Winger - Alexandra