Will Forte quotes
“- David Grant: How did she die?
- Kate Grant: Saw herself in the mirror one day.”
“- David Grant: Where's your family?
- Kate Grant: Oh, they're over in the Catholic cemetery. Catholics wouldn't be caught dead around all these damn Lutherans.”
“- David Grant: ...and all your brothers are coming over today, remember?
- Woody Grant: Some of 'em are dead.
- David Grant: The dead ones won't be here.”
“I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. ”
“My life is littered with bad decisions. ”
“- Woody Grant: Where's my teeth?
- David Grant: You lost your teeth?”
“- Receptionist: Does he have Alzheimer's?
- David Grant: No, he just believes what people tell him.
- Receptionist: That's too bad.”