“- Bud: It helps if you dress like a detective. Detectivedress kinda square. If you look like a detective people are gonna think you're packing something.
- Otto: Are you?
- Bud: Am I what?
- Otto: Packing something?
- Bud: Only an asshole gets killed for a car.”
Harry Dean Stanton - Bud
Emilio Estevez - Otto

“A lady always knows when to leave.”
Cicely Tyson - Sipsey

“I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“- Hillary: A lady should be modest.
- Lara Croft: Yes, a lady should be modest.”
Chris Barrie - Hillary
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft

“- Fiona: The lawn's looking a little brown.
- Sam: You know we're supposed to be conserving water! We're in the middle of a drought!
- Fiona: Droughts are for poor people, you think J-Lo has a brown lawn? People who use extra water have extra class.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Fiona
Hilary Duff - Sam