“- Sid Lidz: What's the highest number?
- Uncle Melvin: 6000. Want to know why? That's how much is in my bank account.”
John Turturro - Sid Lidz
Lou Cutell - Uncle Melvin

“- Number Two: Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock markets? We could make trillions.
- Dr. Evil: Why make a trillion when we could make... billions?
- Scott: A trillion's more than a billion, numbnuts.”
Robert Wagner - Number Two
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.”
Harland Williams - Hitchhiker

- Veronica Vaughn: We're going to start today by reading together a short story entitled "My Sister Fanny".
[the class laughs]
- Veronica Vaughn: Quiet. So let's all open our "Reading Is Fun" books to page sixty nine.
- Billy Madison: Sixty nine!
[laughs]
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“- Edmond Dantes: There are 72,519 stones in my walls. I've counted them many times.
- Abbé Faria: But have you named them yet?”
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes
Richard Harris - Abbé Faria