“Hard to believe all the these people, independently, came up with this for a career.”

Peter Riegert - Eric McMerkin

“This is your job. You want a clear conscience, go start a charity.”
Ben Affleck - Ivan Block

“Few people on this planet knows what it is to be truly despised. Can you blame them? I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1200 people a day. The face of cigarettes, the Colonel Sanders of nicotine.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“How many of you, right now, work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke? That ain't right.”
Chris Rock - Mays Gilliam

“Now what you boys want to do is you want to graduate from high school, get decent jobs. Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!”

James Woods - John Moss