- "Booger": Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!
- Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!

Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
Brian Tochi - Takashi

“He used to bring beautiful women here. Eat fine meals, drink fine wine, listen to music... but it always ended with screaming.”

Jeffrey Combs - Crawford Tillinghast

“I used to give you rides on my back when you were just a little girl. You're too big for that now.”

Peter Berg - Frank Lovegren

“It's a great thing to have a lady aboard with clean habits. It sets the man a good example. A man alone, he gets to living like a hog.”
Humphrey Bogart - Charlie Allnutt

“Hey boys, is this your approach to women? You're not gonna get very far. Girls are not some toys that you fuck in the park! Okay? Your future depends on women, don't you care about your future? So take care of them, or else you're not gonna have one.”
Dianna Agron - Belle Blake