“I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building.”
Emma Stone - Olive

“When I broke a date with Joey he thought I was dating another guy, he followed me here. Men are so insecure!”
Tony Danza - Doug Simpson

“Remember, when you fuck with me, you're fucking with the best.”
Timothy Hutton - George Stark

“Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.”

Ted Levine - Jame Gumb

- Brian Cohen: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
- Mandy Cohen: Stop thinking about sex!
- Brian Cohen: I wasn't!
- Mandy Cohen: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?".
Graham Arthur Chapman - Brian Cohen
Terry Jones - Mandy Cohen