“- Profile: It's Goddam 5 o'clock. You said six!
- Highway: So I lied. So I can't tell time. So maybe some communist bastard's going to make an appointment pop you a new asshole in your forehead. You're Marines now. You adapt. You overcome. You improvise. Let's move. Four minutes!”
Tom Villard - Profile
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“- Highway: Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Off your ass and on your feet. Let's move. Knees to the breeze in 5 minutes.
- Profile: It's Goddam 5 o'clock. You said six!”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Tom Villard - Profile

- Oliver: To catch a Hardy they've got to get up very early in the morning.
- Stan: What time?
- Oliver: Oh about half past - "What time". Hmph.
Oliver Hardy - Oliver
Stan Laurel - Stan

“- Fire Captain Ashe: If this was the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!
- Curly: But you couldn't do that, cap, we don't get up that early!”
Stanley Blystone - Fire Captain Ashe
Curly Howard - Curly

“One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!”
Michael Douglas - Jack T. Colton