“- Cathy Weaver: He named his dog after Ronald Reagan.
- Al Sanders: Well, he ain't all bad.”
Debra Winger - Cathy Weaver
Albert Hall - Al Sanders

“- Sam Francisco: This is my son, Richard. He's four years old. We named him after your former president, Richard Nixon.
- Matthew Sykes: George, from now on, tell people that you named him after the director Richard Burton. Just trust me on this.”

Mandy Patinkin - Sam Francisco
James Caan - Matthew Sykes

“- Yogi Bear: [On the Ranger's phone] Hello? Hello? Is this the White House?
- Ranger John Smith: Yogi!
- Yogi Bear: Hey, the President knows my name!”
Yogi Bear - Yogi Bear
Don Messick - Ranger John Smith

“- Kane: He's still a well-meaning fathead who's letting a pack of high-pressure crooks run his administration. This whole oil scandal...
- Emily Monroe Norton Kane: He happens to be the President, Charles, not you.
- Kane: That's a mistake that will be corrected one of these days.”
Orson Welles - Kane
Ruth Warrick - Emily Monroe Norton Kane

“The President has nothing further to communicate. Good day, sir.”

Alexander Knox - Woodrow Wilson