“You're a butler now! Butle!”

Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Caroline Lane: You are so good. Thank God! You should be a personal assistant.
- Rachel Hoffberg: She's a maid.
- Caroline Lane: So are they, with better titles.”

Natasha Richardson - Caroline Lane
Amy Sedaris - Rachel Hoffberg

“- Colonel Mustard: Is this place for you?
- Wadsworth: Indeed no, sir. I'm merely a humble butler.
- Colonel Mustard: What exactly do you do?
- Wadsworth: I buttle, sir.
- Colonel Mustard: Which means what?
- Wadsworth: The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy.”
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
Tim Curry - Wadsworth

“In the future, each man will serve the interest of the State with absolute obedience.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch

“I'm my mother's well-loved daughter. I'm her companion. I am my mother's servant.”

Bette Davis - Charlotte Vale