“- Mike Chadway: Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you're completely inaccessible. You're all about comfort and efficiency!
- Abby: What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?
- Mike Chadway: Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway
Katherine Heigl - Abby

“- Colleen Beck: I'd be more comfortable if he slept in the guestroom.
- Alyssa Beck: Well, I'd be more comfortable if you hadn't slept with Josh. George would be more comfortable if he wasn't dying.”
Mary Steenburgen - Colleen Beck
Jena Malone - Alyssa Beck

“- Velda Plendor: What is this? A pajama party? Is this what you call roughing it?
- Phyllis Nefler: One bathroom for nine people? Yes.”
Betty Thomas - Velda Plendor
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“The only downer is everyones got the same idea, we all travel thousands of miles just to watch tv and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“Ever since I've been... gay... I've felt more comfortable around women than I've ever been.”
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde