“- Carl: Here. Put this on.
- Ken: What is this?
- Carl: Lip gloss. Makes you look hot.”
Paul Jabara - Carl
John Friedrich - Ken

“- Mike: Can I borrow your odorant?
- Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
- Mike: You got, uh, Low Tide?
- Sulley: No.
- Mike: How about Wet Dog?
- Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“It is good to carry some powdered rouge in one's sleeve. It may happen that when one is sobering up or waking from sleep, a samurai's complexion may be poor. At such a time it is good to take out and apply some powdered rouge.”
Forest Whitaker - Ghost Dog

“- Cosmetics Saleslady: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime?
- Abby: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?”
Lisa Marie Russell - Saleswoman
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“- Tracy Lord: How do I look?
- Seth Lord: Like a queen. Like a goddess.
- Tracy Lord: And do you know how I feel?
- Seth Lord: How?
- Tracy Lord: Like a human. Like a human being.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
John Halliday - Seth Lord