“- Psychiatrist How do upsetting problems generally make you feel?
- James Clayton: Upset.”
Oscar Hsu - Psychiatrist
Colin Farrell - James Douglas Clayton

“- Nina Blackburn: Do you worry that you have a lot of enemies, more than the average guy?
- Tasty Taste: So what you tryin' to say? You tryin' to say that I'm, like, paranoid 'n stuff? Do I look like the kind of person that would be paranoid?”

Kasi Lemmons - Nina Blackburn
Larry B. Scott - Tasty Taste

“I'll be darned if I understand you city folks. Always rushing, rushing, rushing. Always thinking about the future. No wonder you have stomach trouble.”
Joe E. Brown - Fort Kearney Station Master

“- Mildred Hubble: Don't you ever worry that you're just not cut out to be a witch?
- Maud Warlock: Oh, no. My family were all witches. I never doubted for a moment that I'd be one too. Stop worrying, it only makes things worse.”
Fairuza Balk - Mildred Hubble
Danielle Batchelor - Maud Warlock

“You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing.”
Nathan Fillion - Mal