“Why are you people so threatened by a woman?”

Colin Firth - Geoffrey Clifton

“- Briseis: Aren't you afraid?
- Achilles: Everyone dies, whether today or fifty years from now.”

Rose Byrne - Briseis
Brad Pitt - Achilles

“- Trixie Young: You're gonna wish you'd never been born.
- Junior Healy: Ooh! I'm really scared. I'm being threatened by the Tidy Bowl girl!”
Ivyann Schwan - Trixie Young
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“This aint no Picnic Bitch!”
Taye Diggs - Sean James

- Jonathan Mardukas: I can't fly: I suffer from aviaphobia.
- Jack Walsh: What does that mean?
- Jonathan Mardukas: It means I can't fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia.
- Jack Walsh: I'll tell you what: if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from "fistophobia".
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh