“Oh, that Burganoff. You never know if he's on his way to the washroom or the secret police.”
Tamara Shayne - Anna - Moscow Roommate

“Everyone has a part of themselves they hide. Even from the people they love most.”
Sally Field - Aunt May

“- J.D.: Well, you didn't know a lot of things. You didn't know I was gay.
- Wayne: Is there anything else you wanna tell me?
- J.D.: I got three balls.
- Wayne: Shut up! God!”
Jack Black - J.D.
Steve Zahn - Wayne

“- Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
- Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
- Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.”
Robert Hays - Ted Striker
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Just get out. I don't ever want to see you again. Robin is never going to forgive me!
- The Cable Guy: Well, I'll tell you how you handle that: don't tell her.”

Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy