“Yeah, that's right, Warriors. Just keep walkin'. Real tough muthas, ain't ya? You guys don't show me much. Why don't you dickheads just walk all the way back home, huh?”
Deborah Van Valkenburgh - Mercy

“People say Hollywood when they want to insult you. Well, really Hollywood is just a place where they make a profit. It's a factory town like Detroit or Birmingham or Schaffhausen. Because the cheap element of the town has been so overly advertised it becomes an insult to remind a man he's from there.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

- Schwartz: I double-dog-dare ya!
- Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] Now it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
R.D. Robb - Schwartz
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“- Stoick: When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose.
- Gobber: And my undies. Good thing I brought extras.”
Gerard Butler - Stoick
Craig Ferguson - Gobber

“- Teeth: I just want to talk. We need you. You're valuable.
- The Driver: I already gave you an answer.
- Teeth: Well, we don't like that answer. Be friendly. Do things our way.
- The Driver: Go ahead and pull the trigger.”

Rudy Ramos - Teeth
Ryan O'Neal - The Driver