“That Russian cannibal creep is telling everyone he did 50 plus. That reflects badly on both of us. This record should be held by an American.”

Jake Busey - Johnny Bartlett

“If the Russians used their women instead of missiles, we'd be wearing furry hats right now.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Paul Shepherdson

“Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than the Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“- Trudy: You are in a room and there is a gun on the table. The only other person in the room is an adversary in commerce. Only one of you can prevail. Do you pick up the gun, Joy?
- Joy: I pick up the gun.”
Isabella Rossellini - Trudy
Jennifer Lawrence - Joy

“I prefer Russia. It's as corrupt as America, but there's less bullshit.”
Sir Sean Connery - Barley