“- Jesus Shuttlesworth: I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway?
- Jake Shuttlesworth: It's biblical.”
Ray Allen - Jesus Shuttlesworth
Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth

There were no “F” names in the Bible so Ma named him “Frankincense” because he smelled so sweet.
Matt Mattox - Caleb Pontipee

- Hades: So you took care of him? "Dead as a doornail", weren't those your exact words?
- Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
- Panic: Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
- Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?

James Woods - Hades
Bobcat Goldthwait - Pain
Matt Frewer - Panic

“- Benjamin Franklin Gates: I leveled with you one hundred percent.
- Abigail Chase: Give me the Declaration, Mr. Brown.
- Benjamin Franklin Gates: OK, my name's not Brown. It's Gates. I leveled with you ninety-eight percent.”
Nicolas Cage - Benjamin Franklin Gates
Diane Kruger - Abigail Chase

“- Sarah Packard: How did you know my name was Sarah?
- Fast Eddie: You told me.
- Sarah Packard: I lie. When I'm drunk I lie.
- Fast Eddie: Okay, so what's your name today?
- Sarah Packard: Sarah.”
Piper Laurie - Sarah Packard
Paul Newman - Eddie Felson