“- Dr. Weitzman: Hey Billy, we gotta go. Are you sure you can drive this thing?
- Billy Caufield: Are you kidding? I finished second at Daytona.”
Dennis Boutsikaris - Dr. Weitzman
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“- Vincent: How the hell did you get up here?
- Jerome: Oh, I could always walk... I've been faking it.”
Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman
Jude Law - Jerome Eugene Morrow

“I have this gift, I can smell a lie.”
Rose McGowan - Courtney

“Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen.”
Christopher Walken - Vincenzo Coccotti

“- Nancy: That's the Rollerama. Sid, I won a roller skating trophy there when I was six years old.
- Granma: Nancy, don't fib.
- Nancy: Fuck you, Grandma.”
Chloe Webb - Nancy Spungen
Gloria LeRoy - Granma