“- Chick Boyle: You shouldn't smoke. It causes cancer of the lungs. Each one of those little cigarettes is a stick of death.
- Meg Magrath: That's what I like about it Chick, taking a drag off death. What power! What exhilaration!”
Tess Harper - Chick Boyle
Jessica Lange - Meg Magrath

It doesn't matter how big the warnings on the cigarettes are; you could have a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called tumors, and smokers would be around the block going, "I can't wait to get my hands on these fucking things! I bet ya get a tumor as soon as you light up".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Max Conners: Have you any idea what that meat is doing to your arteries?
- Page Conners: Haven't you heard? Cigarettes dissolve cholesterol.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Max Conners: He doesn't look so bad in this light.
- Page Conners: His liver spots are positively glowing.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“It's proven that second-hand smoke is carcin... you know, cancer related.”
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter