“- Sonny: There's only three things you can do in the joint, kid: lift weights, play cards, or get in trouble. - Calogero (Age 9): What did you do? - Sonny: Me, I read.”
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)
“What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronicans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronica.”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone
“- Betty: I know about this house - it's haunted. I read about it in the Sunday Magazine section. - Jerry: You did what? - Betty: Well, somebody read it to me... but I know it's haunted.”
Betty Kean - Betty
June Preisser - Jerry
“- Jordan: A study at Harvard determined a person's longevity by the first thing they read in the paper. - Detective Regis: I'm an obituary man. - Jordan: Start with the comics; you'll live longer.”
Alan Alda - Jordan
Wesley Snipes - Detective Regis
