“- Chip Hendrix: What Carl Jung was trying to say is that trapped inside of each of us, there is a woman that comes out when we fuck up real bad.
- Carl Clapton: You mean, there's a woman trapped inside of me?
- Chip Hendrix: Yeah.
- Carl Clapton: A black woman or a white woman?
- Chip Hendrix: A Jewish woman.”
Barry Diamond - Chip Hendrix
Art Evans - Carl Clapton

“You know why Jewish girls don't get AIDS? They only marry assholes, they don't screw 'em!”
Bob Eubanks - Himself

“He's in the Jewish Mafia. It's probably more like a club than an organization.”
Sam Rockwell - Sam

Hitler goes to a fortune-teller and asks, "When will I die?" and the fortune-teller replies, "On a Jewish holiday". Hitler then asks, "How do you know that?" and she replies, "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday".
Robin Williams - Jakob

“I believe we are the chosen people... but I wish the Almighty had chosen somebody else.”
Robin Williams - Jakob