“Why torture yourself when life will do it for you. Who said that? I did! Go ahead and quote me.”
Hillary Wolf - Laura Chartoff

“That's what life is all about, connecting. In fact that's the only time you're ever alive, really, is when you're connecting.”
Eddie Murphy - G'

“- Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
- Andy: It's all about connections.
- Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
- Andy: Yeah.
- Mooj: And butthole pleasures.”
Gerry Bednob - Mooj
Steve Carrell - Andy

Relationships end. It's called "life".
Scott Patterson - Agent Peter Strahm

“- Lois Einhorn: Listen, Pet Dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
- Ace Ventura: Well, I am not really ready for a relationship now, Lois. But thank you for asking.”
Sean Young - Lois Einhorn
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura